TAXES IN INDIA...! TEXT TO INDIANS...?!

Tax Structure in INDIA

Question 1 :
What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!


Question 2 :
What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.

Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!


Question 3 :
From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI


Question 4 :
What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

Question 5:
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX


Question 6 :
Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory...

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!


Question 7 :
Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!


Question 8 :
Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!


Question 9 :
Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes --

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No --

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax


Question 10 :
Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!


Question 11 :
Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!


Question 12 :
Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!


Question 13 :
Have you taken or given any Service / (s)?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!


Question 14 :
How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!


Question 15 :
Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!


Question 16 :
To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!


Question 17 :
Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !


Question 18 :
How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!


Question 19 :
Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!


Question 20:
Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!


Finally.... A Single Question asked by INDIAN :

Can I die now??

Ans : Wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX !!???


My comment :
Eventhough we pay lot of taxes to our nation, still we Proud to be an INDIAN

JAI BHARAT..... JAI HO :-)


Advanced wishes for INDIA's INDEPENDENCE DAY